"A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short."
"Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day."
"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern."
"You always pass failure on your way to success."
“It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.”
"Meeting Bob Hope was meeting a champion. He was not only a great star but an entertainer and a friend of the entire world.”
Mickey Rooney Posters - MovieActors.com
