“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“The best revenge is massive success.”
“You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.”
“Dare to wear the foolish clown face.”
“Orange is the happiest color.”
“You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.”
“Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent.”
“Do be do be do.”